Funny Food Jokes and Puns

Funny Food Jokes and Puns

If you’re anything like me, snacks and giggles go hand in hand. I mean, what’s better than a good joke while munching on popcorn or licking a dripping ice cream cone on a sunny day?

So I’ve rounded up the funniest, punniest, giggliest food jokes around. Whether your kids need a laugh at lunchtime or you’re looking to sweeten up your next party with silly signs or lunchbox notes, these food-themed jokes are just the thing!

Candy Jokes

These candy jokes are un-bear-ably sweet (and just the right amount of corny)! Perfect for treat bags, birthday cards, or just to make your little sweet tooth giggle.

Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

For more giggly goodness check out these Candy Jokes

Taco Jokes

Let’s taco ‘bout how funny these jokes are! From salsa silliness to tortilla truths, these will spice up any Taco Tuesday.

Why don’t tacos trust anyone?
Because they always spill the beans.

What did the taco say to the guacamole?
"You guac my world!"

Get your salsa dance on with these Taco Jokes

Donut Jokes

Donut worry, be happy! These donut jokes are full of sprinkles and silliness. (And yes, there’s at least one joke about donut holes. Obviously.)

What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!

Why did the donut go to therapy?
It felt empty inside.

Glaze over here for more laughs with these Donut Jokes

Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’ve got snacks and jokes waiting!

These knock-knock jokes are a mix of giggles and groans – just the way we like them.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me one more cookie!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!

More where that came from: Food Knock Knock Jokes

Ice Cream Puns

These ice cream puns are cooler than your freezer and perfect for making summer just a little sweeter.

You make me melt.
Cone-gratulations on being awesome!

Seriously chill stuff with these Ice Cream Puns

 Lemon Puns

When life gives you lemons… you tell jokes about them! These lemon puns are zesty, zingy, and full of sunny fun.

You're my main squeeze.
I'm feeling a little bitter today.

Squeeze more fun from your day with these Lemon Puns

 Jelly Bean Puns

Jelly beans aren’t just colorful, they’re punny, too! These jokes are a great pick for Easter baskets, spring parties, or anytime you need a burst of sugar and silliness.

You're bean on my mind.
Life is full of beans and giggles.

Get your giggle beans here with these Jelly Bean Puns

Cake Puns

These cake puns are layered with laughs and frosted with fun. Great for birthday cards, cake toppers, or making your party guests crack up before they cut in.

You take the cake!
Have a slice day!

For more layer cake laughs read these Cake Puns

Cupcake Puns

Because cupcakes deserve their own spotlight! These are short, sweet, and topped with just the right amount of giggle.

You bake me crazy.
I'm muffin without you.

Frost yourself with funny Cupcake Puns

 Lemonade Puns

Sip back and enjoy these refreshing puns! Perfect for summer parties or your lemonade stand sign that needs a little extra charm.

You're so sweet, you must be homemade lemonade.
Lemonade: Because adulting is hard.

Pour yourself a glass of laughs with these Lemonade Puns

Popcorn Puns

Get ready to pop with laughter. These popcorn puns are buttery, salty, and totally irresistible!

You're poppin' awesome.
This joke is corny... and proud of it!

Grab your bucket and head to: Popcorn Puns

So grab your favorite snack and get ready to laugh out loud. Save these for party planning, lunchbox notes, holiday fun, or anytime your crew needs a little extra fun on their plate.

Got a favorite food joke? Let us know!

And if you want even more laughs, don’t forget to check out each full post linked above. There’s a whole smorgasbord of silliness waiting for you!