Candy Jokes

Candy Jokes

Sweeten Your Day with These Hilarious Candy Jokes!

Candy is one of those treats that has the power to bring a smile to anyone's face. It's sweet, colorful, and fun to eat. But did you know that candy can also be the source of some great puns and jokes?

Candy Puns and Jokes - Jars of Candy

Candy Jokes

  1. Why did the M&M go to school? Because he wanted to be a Smartie!
  2. What kind of candy can't get married? A Jawbreaker!
  3. What do you call a sleeping candy? A Kit Kat!
  4. Why did the candy go to the doctor? Because it was feeling chocolatey!
  5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  6. Why did the bubble gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
  7. What do you get when you cross a candy with a fish? Swedish Fish!
  8. What do you call a candy bar that can sing and dance? A Choco-latte!
  9. What do you get when you put a marshmallow in the freezer? A cold marshmallow!
  10. Why did the candy go to outer space? To find the Milky Way!
  11. What do you call a witch's candy? Hex-clusive!
  12. What do you call a ghost's favorite candy? Boo-berry!
  13. What do you call a dinosaur's favorite candy? Jaw-some!
  14. What do you call a detective who loves candy? Sweet-tooth Holmes!
  15. What do you call a cow that makes candy? Milky Way!
  16. What do you call a candy that sings? A POP star!
  17. Why did the lollipop go to the doctor? Because it was feeling SUCKY.
  18. What do you call a peanut in a tuxedo? An M&M in formal attire!
  19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up EVERYTHING, even CANDY!
  20. What do you get when you cross a candy and a bird? A CHIRP-y!
  21. Why did the candy cane go to the doctor? It had a PEPPERMINT condition!
  22. What kind of candy do Mermaids bring to parties? Seashell-ebrities
  23. What do you call a candy that can see the future? A REESE'S psychic!
  24. Why did the gum want to be an astronaut? To ORBIT around the world!
  25. What's a candy's favorite sport? MARSH-MALLOW!
  26. What do you call a candy bar that plays football? A SNICKER-doodle!
  27. Why don't vampires like candy? Because it's a REAL suck-er!
  28. What did one candy say to the other candy that was melting in the sun? You're a HOT MESS!
  29. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? Because it was FEELING CRUMBLY!
  30. Why don't skeletons eat candy? Because they don't have the STOMACH for it!
  31. What do you call a snake made out of candy? A SWEET-tle!
  32. Why did the candy corn go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little CORNy!
  33. What do you call a candy that's also a musician? A CANDY-dyman!
  34. What do you call a candy that's always on time? A CHRONO-licious treat!
  35. What do you call a donut filled with candy? A sugar rush-in

Candy Puns

Candy isn't just for holidays. Here are some puns that can be used all year round.

  1. "I'm a Smartie – I always have candy in my pocket."
  2. "Life is uncertain, but candy is a sure thing."
  3. "I'm on a candy crusade – who's with me?"
  4. "I'm a firm believer in the healing power of candy."
  5. "A day without candy is like a day without sunshine."
  6. "Candy: the sweetest way to treat yourself."
  7. "I have a lot of candy puns, but I don't want to sugarcoat it."
  8. "I don't always eat candy, but when I do, I prefer to make it a sweet experience."
  9. "I never met a candy I didn't like."
  10. "Why did the candy go to school? To get a higher degree in sweetology."
  11. "If at first, you don't succeed, have some candy and try again."
  12. "When in doubt, grab some candy and keep calm."
  13. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy candy, which is pretty close."
Candy Pun on an image of candy

Candy is one of those sweet treats that people of all ages love. Whether you're munching on a candy cane during Christmas or indulging in some Easter Eggs and candy during the springtime, there's no denying that candy can bring a smile to your face. And what better way to enjoy your favorite treats than with some puns to sweeten the deal? Here are some of the best candy puns for all occasions.

Easter Candy Puns

Easter is a time for celebrating new beginnings, and what better way to do that than with some sweet Easter candy puns?

  1. "I'm egg-cited for Easter candy!"
  2. "I can't egg-spress how much I love Peeps."
  3. "Don't be a choco-late, share your Easter candy!"
  4. "I'm hopping mad for some jelly beans."
  5. "Let's get egg-stra festive with some Cadbury eggs."

4th of July Candy Puns

  1. Let's make this 4th of July extra sweet with some patriotic candy!
  2. Red, white, and blue candy - the perfect way to celebrate America!
  3. This 4th of July, let's show our true colors... with candy!
  4. Candy is the bomb... just like the fireworks on the 4th of July!
  5. No matter how you celebrate the 4th of July, candy is always a good idea.
  6. Don't just watch the fireworks, make your taste buds explode with candy!
  7. Let freedom ring... and let candy fill our bellies this 4th of July!
  8. Candy is the star-spangled treat we all need this 4th of July!
  9. Fireworks, BBQs, and candy - the perfect recipe for a great 4th of July!
  10. Candy is the cherry on top of a perfect 4th of July celebration!

Christmas Candy Puns

When it comes to the holiday season, candy canes and other sweet treats are a staple. Here are some puns to make your Christmas candy even more enjoyable.

  1. "I'm hooked on candy canes – they're mint to be."
  2. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle, just grab some Christmas candy."
  3. "I'm a sucker for those peppermint bark squares."
  4. "Let's make this holiday season extra sweet with some chocolate truffles."
  5. "I'm feeling festive – time to break out the holiday-themed M&Ms!"

Candy Riddles

  • What is a candy's favorite board game?
  • What do you call a candy that can sing and dance?
A sweet tart!
  • What do you get when you cross a candy with a rapper?
A wrapper!
  • What candy is always late?
  • What candy is never on time?
Gummy Bears, they're always running late!
  • What do you call a witch who loves candy?
Sweet-toothed Witch!
  • Why did the candy go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little jelly!
  • What do you call a candy that's not yours?

Candy-Themed Instagram Captions

  1. Life is short, but candy is forever.
  2. Candy-coated memories that will last a lifetime.
  3. A little bit of sweetness goes a long way.
  4. Satisfy your sweet tooth with this colorful treat.
  5. All I need is love... and a little bit of candy.
  6. Can't get enough of this sweet goodness.
  7. Indulge in a little sweetness, it's good for the soul.
  8. Sweet dreams are made of candy.
  9. Candy makes everything better.
  10. Happiness is a bag of candy.
  11. Treat yourself to something sweet today.
  12. Life is uncertain, but candy is a sure thing.
  13. Keep calm and eat candy.
  14. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
  15. Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what candy is made of!

Candy-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy who?
Candy you please let me in?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a candy joke!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of candy?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you! Here’s some candy.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I brought some candy?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter who?
Butter be quick, or all the candy will be gone!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time for some candy!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip who?
Philip up the candy bowl, it’s empty!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen who?
Carmen get some candy now, I’m starving!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the candy, and nobody gets hurt!

Hope these candy puns, riddles and jokes have brighten up your day. Whether you're a fan of chocolate, gummies, or hard candies, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Candy puns are a great way to add some extra sweetness to your favorite treats. Whether you're celebrating a holiday or just indulging in a sweet snack, these puns are sure to make you smile. 

They're perfect for anyone who loves candy and enjoys a good laugh. So, the next time you need to lighten the mood or add some sweetness to your day, try out some of these candy puns and jokes and watch as the smiles and laughter follow.

More Fun Puns and Jokes

Fill your day with sweetness - and laughter! Check out these hilarious cupcake jokes and share some of your favorite puns. Get silly now and make someone laugh!

Get your daily dose of magic with these funny and punny unicorn jokes! Spread the joy, share a smile, and have some fun with these silly and mystical creatures