Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids

Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids

Birthdays are an exciting time for kids, filled with parties, presents, and, of course, cake! And what better way to add to the fun than with some silly and hilarious birthday jokes?

Here are some of the best birthday jokes for kids that are sure to get them laughing and enjoying their special day even more!

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Birthday Jokes for Kids 

  • What do Mermaids do on their birthday? Shellabrate!
  • What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music!
  • Why did the boy eat his homework on his birthday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age
  • What did the wrapping paper say to the gift? "I've got you covered!"
  • Where do you buy a birthday gift for a cat? From a cat-a-logue
  • What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older
  • How do you organize a birthday party in space? You planet
  • What does every birthday end with? The letter Y
  • Why was the boy hot on his birthday? Because everyone kept toasting him!
  • Why did the girl get soap for her birthday? It was a soap-rise party
  • What did one candle say to the other candle? Don't birthdays just burn you up?
  • Why did the banana leave the party? Because it wanted to split.
  • Does a blue candle or yellow candle burn longer? Neither, they both burn shorter!
  • Did you hear about the tree's birthday party? It was really sappy
  • Why should you not give Elsa a birthday balloon? Because she will let it go...let it go, she can't hold it anymore
  • How do pickles feel about their birthday? They relish it
  • Why did the cat ask for a guitar for it's birthday? It wanted to make mewsic
  • Why was the soccer player sad on his birthday? Because someone gave him a red card
  • What do you say to a rabbit on it's birthday? Have a hoppy Birthday
  • What did the birthday card say to the stamp? Stick with me we are going places

Birthday Cake Jokes

Sometimes the best jokes come from food, so here are a few funny jokes about birthday cakes and party food! 

  • Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat the birthday cake? Because he was stuffed.
  • Why did the cupcake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little crummy.
  • Why did the birthday cake hide? He was afraid of getting frosted!
  • What is a mouse's favorite birthday cake? A cheese cake
  • What's a monster's favorite type of birthday cake? A Ice Scream cake!
  • What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like? One with lots of frosting and icing
  • Why don't you ever invite an onion to your birthday party? Because it makes everyone cry.
  • What did the strawberry say to the other fruits at the birthday party? "Let's jam!"
  • What type of cake is hard as a rock? A marble cake
  • How can you tell if a donut is bored? It looks glazed over
  • What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven? Angel Cake
  • What kind of birthday cake do cats like? Mice cream cake
  • What kind of birthday cake do elves ask for? Shortcake
  • What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake? A stomach ache
  • What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common? They both need good batters
  • How does a cat make a cake? From scratch

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Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock jokes are always hilarious, and these birthday-themed ones will have kids in stitches! 

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey who?
Abbey Birthday to you!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a birthday joke!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yoda who?
Yoda best birthday present ever!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch who?
Bless you, it's my birthday today!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aisle who?
Aisle be coming to your birthday party!
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Funny Birthday Captions

When just a few words can sum up the entire birthday vibe, funny captions come in handy. Here are some of the funniest ones: 

  • "Let's get wild, it's my birthday!"
  • "It's time to party like a rock star - because it's my birthday!"
  • "Another year older and smarter than ever!"
  • "What can I say? I'm a birthday gift!"
  • "Birthdays are like chocolate - the more you have the sweeter you are!"
  • "Let the cake fly, it's my party today!"
  • "Today is the best day ever - it's my birthday!"
  • "I'm not getting older, I'm just leveling up!"
  • "I donut know what I'd do without birthdays!"
  • "Let's taco 'bout how awesome birthdays are!"
  • "I'm so egg-cited for my birthday!"
  • "Age is just a number, but cake is forever."
  • "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!"
  • "Birthdays are like pizza - even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
  • "It's not a party until I arrive!"
  • "I'm so glad I was born, because without birthdays, I'd have no cake!"
  • "Birthdays are like unicorns - magical and full of surprises!"
  • "Cake, presents, and fun - what more could a kid ask for on their birthday?"
  • "Let's party like it's my birthday (because it is)!"
  • ""A birthday without cake is just like any other day." 

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Birthdays are always an exciting time for kids so why not add some extra laughs with these funny jokes? These kinds of jokes can be used at any type of celebration or occasion and will definitely help create lasting memories. 

Whether you're looking for something silly or clever, there's plenty to choose from here. So, what are you waiting for, get cracking and start making those kids laugh! Happy Birthday everybody!

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Kids will love these hilarious cake jokes. They're perfect for a birthday party or just to make someone laugh. Share them with your friends and family today!