Fall, the season of crunchy leaves, pumpkin spice everything, cozy sweaters, and, of course, a whole bunch of laughs. As the air turns crisp and the days get shorter, there’s no better way to celebrate the season than with some good old-fashioned humor.

Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood at a family Fall party, impress your friends at a bonfire, or simply bring a smile to your own face, these fall jokes are sure to do the trick.

So grab a warm cup of pumpkin latte, snuggle up in your favorite blanket, and enjoy these fall jokes that are sure to bring some sunshine to even the chilliest of days!

Jokes about Fall

Try these funny Fall jokes during the season and see how many laughs you can get. These are the perfect Fall jokes for Kids, teens and adults. Incorporate them into Fall themed games at your next party.

 Leaf It to Me: Leaf Jokes That Will Make You Crack Up

Let's kick off with some funny leaf jokes to celebrate the season.

• Why did the leaf go to therapy?
  Because it was feeling a little "raked" over the coals.

• What did one leaf say to the other?
  "I'm falling for you!"

• Why do trees hate taking tests?
  Because they always get stumped!

• What did the big tree say to the little tree?
  "Leaf me alone!"

• Why was the leaf late to the party?
  It was stuck in a branch traffic jam!

• What did the leaf say after it won the lottery?
  "I’m falling into some money!"

• Why are leaves so bad at making decisions?
  They just keep changing!

• What’s a leaf’s favorite drink?
  Root beer!

• What’s the best way to describe a tree in autumn?

• It's unbe-leaf-able!

• What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?

• The Great Barrier Leaf!

• Why don’t leaves ever get lonely?

• Because they always stick together!

• How do leaves get from place to place?
• With autumn-mobiles! 

Apple-lutely Hilarious Apple Jokes

Apples are synonymous with fall. Whether you’re bobbing for apples at a Halloween party or baking a warm apple pie, these versatile fruits are a staple of the season. And guess what? They’re also the subject of some pretty hilarious jokes!

• Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
  Because it ran out of juice!

• Why was the apple unhappy?
• Because it couldn’t find its core group of friends.

• What do you call a grouchy apple?
  A crab apple!

• Why did the apple cross the playground?
  To get to the core of the matter.

• What did the apple say to the orange?
  "You’re the zest, but I’m the core of this operation!"

• What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
• A tooty fruity!

• Why don’t apples play hide and seek?
  Because they always get picked!

• How do you make an apple turnover?
  Push it down a hill!

• Why did the apple go to the doctor?

• Because it wasn’t peeling well! 

Pumped for Pumpkin Jokes

You can't talk about fall without mentioning pumpkins. Whether you're carving jack-o'-lanterns, making pumpkin soup, or sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, this iconic gourd is everywhere. Pumpkins are not only delicious, but they also make for some great jokes!

• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
  Squash!

• Why was Cinderella bad at football?
  Because she always ran away from the ball!

• How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
  With a pumpkin patch!

• Why was the pumpkin afraid of the pumpkin pie?
  Because it was baked into it!

• What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
  "Cut it out!"

• What do you call a fashionable pumpkin?
  “Gourd”-geous.

• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

• Your teeth!

• Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
  To squash the competition!

• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

• Squash!

• Why do pumpkins make such good friends?
  Because they have “gourd” hearts!

• How does a pumpkin listen to music?

• On vine-yl records! 

Corny Jokes for a Corny Season

Corn mazes, corn on the cob, popcorn, corn is a major part of fall! And like many things that are part of the season, corn lends itself to a bit of humor. Get ready for some corny jokes that will leave you in stitches.

• Why don’t skeletons like going to the corn maze?
  They don’t have the guts!

• What do you call a single kernel of corn?
  A-maize-ing!

• Why did the corn get promoted?
  Because it was outstanding in its field.

• What do you call a cornfield that makes you laugh?
  A laughing stalk!

• What do you get when you cross a corn with a joke?
• Corn-y humor!

• Why was the corn so happy?
  Because it finally got to be “buttered” up!

• How do corn farmers get their kids to sleep?
  They tell them corny bedtime stories!

Sweater Weather Humor

Fall is the time to break out those cozy sweaters and get ready for cooler days. And with the change in temperature comes a whole new set of jokes to warm your heart.

• Why don’t sweaters ever argue?
  Because they always keep their cool!

• Why did the sweater refuse to go outside?
  Because it was too "knit-picky" about the weather!

• Why do sweaters make terrible detectives?

• Because they always get unravelled!

• Why did the sweater go to school?
  To learn how to knit new friendships!

• What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?

• A har-vest!

• Why did the sweater join the book club?
• It wanted to unravel some good stories!

Hay, It's Time for Some Hay Jokes!

Hayrides are a fall tradition, especially during Halloween. There's something about sitting on a pile of hay, surrounded by the sights and sounds of fall, that just makes you feel cozy. And of course, hay itself is great fodder for jokes!

• Why don’t farmers ever get lost in a hay maze?
  Because they always know the lay of the land!

• Why was the hay pile so popular?
• Because it was "stacked" with fun!

• Why don’t hay bales ever tell secrets?
  Because they always keep things under "wraps"!

• What did the haystack say to the scarecrow?
  "Hey, there!"

• Why did the haystack apply for a job?
  It wanted to "stack" up some experience!

• What’s a haystack’s favorite kind of music?
  Country, because it’s always in the fields!

• What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

• Straw-berries!

• What did the hay say to the tractor?
• "You really know how to pull your weight!"

Scary Good Halloween Jokes

Halloween might be the spookiest time of year, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be filled with laughter too. These Halloween-themed jokes are perfect for getting into the spirit of the season.

• Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
  They don’t have the guts!

• Why did the vampire go to art school?
  Because he wanted to learn how to draw blood!

• What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
  A sand-witch!

• Why was the mummy so popular at parties?
  Because he was a "wrap" star!

• What do ghosts like to read?
  Boo-ks!

• Why don’t ghosts like the rain?
  It dampens their spirits!

• What did the zombie say to the vampire?
  "You suck at scaring people!"

• What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
• A hobblin’ goblin!

• Why don’t mummies take vacations?
  They’re afraid they’ll unwind!

Turkey Day Laughs

Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and of course, a few good jokes. These turkey-themed quips are perfect for sharing around the dinner table.

• Why did the turkey join the band?
  Because it had the drumsticks!

• What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
  "Wing, wing!"

• Why did the turkey cross the road?
  To prove it wasn’t chicken!

• What did the turkey say before the big game?

• "Let’s get stuffed!"

• Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
  It had 24 carrots!

• Why did the turkey get in trouble?
  It was caught fowling around!

• What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
  “All About That Baste” by Meghan Trainor!

Fall is a time of year that brings people together, and what better way to bond than over a good laugh? These jokes are perfect for any fall gathering, whether you’re sitting around a campfire, carving pumpkins, or enjoying a hayride. They’re family-friendly, easy to remember, and guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

So next time you’re raking leaves, baking a pumpkin pie, or just enjoying the crisp autumn air, keep these jokes in mind.