Who doesn’t love a good laugh? Now add dinosaurs to the mix, and you've got a recipe for some seriously ROAR-some fun! 

Whether you're planning a dinosaur-themed birthday party, looking for a laugh with your kids, or just need some prehistoric puns to brighten your day, we have put together some hilarious jokes and ideas.

Quick Laugh: What’s a funny dinosaur pun?

What do you call a T-Rex who sells weapons? A small arms dealer!

Keep reading for 75+ more dino puns, jokes, names, and party fun!

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

These silly jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. Great for lunchbox notes, class jokes, or a birthday laugh!

• What do you call a dinosaur who snores? A dino-snore!

• What did the dino say when it saw the volcano erupt? What a lava-ly surprise!

• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!

• What do you call a dinosaur that crashes cars? A Tyrannosaurus wreck!

• How do you invite a dino to a café? Tea, Rex?

• What do you call a T-Rex that works out? Kindasore!

Dino Puns

Dinosaur Jokes and Puns are perfect for making everyone smile. Here is a list of some of the funniest ones around:

• What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuels

• What do you call a T-Rex that's been beaten up? A dino-sore.

• What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls

• What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with fireworks? Dino-mite!

• What do you call it when a dinosaur gets a goal? A dino-score.

• Which dinosaur is the scariest? Terror-dactyl

• What do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles

• What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy eater? A Chew-Saurus!

• What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A dinosaur’s shadow

• Why don't dinosaurs drive cars? Because they're extinct!

• What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl

• What do you call a group of dinosaurs that sing? A dino-choir!

• Why should you never get into a fight with a dinosaur? You'll get jurass-kicked

• What do you call a dinosaur who hates losing? A saur loser

• Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? He could spike the ball

• What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones

• What kind of dinosaurs make good policemen? Tricera-cops

Cute Dinosaur Names (for Toys, Games, or Tags!)

Hosting a dino party? These funny names are perfect for games, tags, or dino plushies. Here are some creative dinosaur names that will make everyone smile. These silly names are sure to add some fun to your dinosaur party. 

• Tinysaurus
• Cuddle-saurus
• Tyranno-tot
• Stego-smiles
• Bronto-babe
• Snortosaurus
• Spike-a-lot-icus
• Gobbledon
• Grumpasaur
• Happy-Go-Lucky-Rex
• Twinkletoesaurus
• Rexcellent
• Flamingosaurus
• Dino-mite
• Dino Spike
• Flicker-mite
• Fluffy-roar
• Gizmo
• Gigantoclawus
• Crunchysaurus
• Chompersaur
• Puffertail
• Fuzzyfoot
• Whirlwindon
• Boomerangosaurus
• Crazysaurus
• Snuggle-ceratops
• Roary McRoarface
• Doodle-saur
• Huggasaurus
• Wigglesaurus
• Stompy-Rex
• Zoomasaur
• Glittersaurus
• Nibblesaurus
• Munch-a-saurus
• Bubblesaur
• Peekaboo-Raptor
• Dino-doodle
• Sparkle-saurus

Dinosaur Birthday Puns

Planning a dino-themed party? Use these puns in your invitations, signs, and party games.

• Time to party like it’s 65 million years ago!
• Let’s get pre-historic!
• Wishing you a roaring good time!
• Hope your birthday is dino-rific!
• Age is just a number, unless you're a dinosaur!
• Hope your birthday is bigger than a Brachiosaurus!
• Another year of wisdom, just like a wise old Triceratops!
• I dino what to tell ya, you are the best!
• You're the Tyrannosaurus of birthday celebrations!
• Have a stegosaurus-sized celebration for your birthday!
• You're not getting older, you're getting fossilized!

T-Rex Jokes & Puns

T-Rexes may have tiny arms, but they’re HUGE on jokes!

• Why don’t T-Rexes clap? Because they’re extinct!

• How does a T-Rex like his coffee? With a little roar cream.

• What do you call a musical T-Rex? A rock-saurus!

• Where does a T-Rex shop? At the dino-store!

• What’s a T-Rex’s favorite workout? Roar-robics!

• What happens when a T-Rex drives? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

• Why did the T-Rex go to the gym? To work on his dino-sore arms!
• Where does a T-Rex buy his food? At a grocery-sore
• What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A Try-Rex!
• How did the T-Rex feel after working out? Kindasore
  

How to Use Dino Jokes at Parties

Want to level up your party game? Here's how to ROAR with laughter:

1. Joke Ice Breakers

As guests arrive, hand them a joke card or greet them with a dino pun!

2. Joke Guessing Game

Read the first part of a joke and have kids shout out the punchline.

3. Decor & Signage

Use puns like "Don't Be a Saur Loser" near games or "Let's Get Roarin'!" near the dance floor.

4. Invitations

Add a joke to your invites. Try: “This party is going to be dino-mite!”

5. Photo Booth Fun

Add speech bubbles with dino puns, fun AND great for the scrapbook.

Bonus Dino Fun Ideas

Interactive Joke Station

Set up a Joke Corner where kids pull dino jokes from a jar and read them out loud!

Dino Joke Hunt

Hide jokes around the room and have a scavenger hunt. The giggles are worth it!

Dino Roar Contest

Tell a joke, then roar! Loudest dino wins a prize.

Dino Joke-Off

Older kids or grown-ups take turns telling their best jokes. Most laughs wins!

Goodie Bag Surprise

Print a joke card and tuck one into each goody bag. Party guests will love the take-home giggles.

Whether you’re a dino-loving kid, a party-planning parent, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, these dinosaur jokes and party ideas are sure to bring the laughs. Bookmark this post for birthdays, classroom fun, or anytime you need a prehistoric pick-me-up!

Dinosaur Party Games

Keep the dino fun going with these fun printable Dinosaur Party Games